Too Darn Hot
Written by Porter - From Red Hot + Blue

It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
I like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight
I like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight
But I ain't up to my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

It's too darn hot
It's just too darn hot
I like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
I like to coo with my baby tonight
Pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But brother you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

According to the Kinsey Report
Every average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes way up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mr. Pants for romance is not!
Because it's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

Oh, it's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
I like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
I like to coo with my baby tonight
Pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But brother you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

Mr. Gob for his squab
A marine for his queen
A G.I. for his cutie-pie is not
Oh it's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
Oh it's too darn hot

I gotta get the heat down
Gotta get the heat down